HOA Karen Cut Down the Young Trees in My Yard — So I Gave Her a Lesson She Couldn’t Hide From

Chapter 5

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So did my neighbor, Linda Harris.

Linda had lived in Hawthorne Ridge for eighteen years and knew Brenda better than almost anyone.

"She's going to make this about aesthetics," Linda whispered as we entered.

"Let her."

The clubhouse was already crowded.

Brenda stood near the front table with a thick binder.

She looked calm.

Too calm.

"Thank you all for coming," she said.

She never looked at me.

"Our community has experienced a difficult situation involving unauthorized landscaping and the unfortunate removal of vegetation."

Unfortunate.

She said the word like someone describing a broken flowerpot.

I raised my hand.

She ignored me.

"The board acted in good faith based upon the association's authority under Section 8.4."

That was when I stood.

"Section 8.4 doesn't apply."

Brenda looked at me.

"You will have an opportunity to speak."

"I already sent the survey."

"This meeting isn't a courtroom."

"No," I said. "But facts still matter."

Several people shifted in their chairs.

Brenda smiled tightly.

"The association has broad discretion over landscaping affecting common areas."

"My trees weren't in a common area."

"They were adjacent to one."

"Adjacent isn't the same thing."

She looked at the board.

"I think we should avoid unnecessary confrontation."

I opened my folder.

"Then answer one question."

She sighed.

"What?"

"Where is the document showing that my trees were on HOA property?"

Silence.

Brenda looked toward the architectural committee chair.

A man named George Miller shuffled his papers.

"I believe the landscaping plan indicates—"

"The landscaping plan isn't the deed," I said.

George stopped.

Linda raised her hand.

Brenda ignored her too.

Then someone in the back said:

"Show us the plan."

Brenda's face tightened.

"We don't need to turn this into an adversarial process."

That sentence changed the room.

People had heard enough.

A few neighbors began whispering.

Finally, Brenda said the association would provide documentation.

I sat down.

The meeting continued for another thirty minutes.

Nothing was resolved.

But something had changed.

For the first time, Brenda was no longer speaking to a room full of people who automatically accepted her authority.

They were asking questions.

And she didn't have answers.

The Survey

On Monday, I received an email from Brenda.

Attached was a document labeled:

Hawthorne Ridge Master Landscape Plan — 2007 Revision

She claimed it demonstrated the association's ownership of the rear landscaping corridor.

I opened it.

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