Hoa Karen Found Something Buried Beneath the Cedar Fence… And Someone Wants It Hidden!

Chapter 13

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dent a car this morning. You committed a felony in front of the sheriff, on camera, on the morning a

judge enjoined you from touching the thing. Twice. You hit it twice."

"I want it noted," Gordon said — the claims manager, surfacing through the wreck like a man

through ice — "I want it noted the mirror was already damaged. There was a crack. I observed a

crack, on the drive, before any contact. The first contact— the edger contacted an already

compromised—" "Noted," Walter Hargrove said, and took out his notebook, and wrote it down in

front of him, word for word, because he was a fair man and because he knew precisely what such a

sentence was worth to the man who said it an hour later, in another room, to other people.

"Anything else you want noted?" "I want it noted the vehicle is a hazard," Gordon said, gathering a

kind of momentum now, the terrible momentum of a story being built on a foundation of broken

glass. "An obstructed mirror is a hazard. A vehicle in that condition is a danger to the children of

this court. If I've drawn attention to a hazard—" "Gordon." The sheriff closed the notebook. "I'm

going to do you the only favor left on this court's credit this morning. I'm going to tell you to stop

talking, on your own driveway, in front of witnesses, with your mouth. Not as the sheriff. As the

man who sat with you the night Carol passed, in that kitchen, till three in the morning. Stop

talking."

He stopped. The deputy who was not related to anybody arrived in eleven minutes, as promised

— a young woman named Olatunji, with a camera of her own and a roll of evidence markers —

and the morning completed its transformation from a neighborhood incident into a file. The edger

was photographed where it lay and bagged by its blade. The glass was swept, at Caleb's instruction

— "Into the box, please, all of it, including off the lawn; it's sharp and Sam is six" — into a

cardboard box that Deputy Olatunji sealed and labeled, while Sam, released from the kitchen at

last, watched from the porch with the solemnity of a small judge and asked whether the box was the

car's boo-boo, a phrase that entered the case file's informal history and was never, by anyone's

order, transcribed. Priya gave her statement on her own porch and sent the video, at the deputy's

direction, to three places, because, she said, logs should be kept in more than one location, which is

the first rule of her profession and ought to be the first rule of everyone's. Maya Okafor arrived at

the tape — for there was tape now, yellow, across the mouth of a driveway on Sycamore Hollow

Court, a thing no one could remember seeing on the Ridge — with her phone in both hands and an

expression that rearranged itself from triumph to awe, and gave her statement in a whisper, and the

footage from the shoe on the curb, which caught the second blow entire and the sound of the first,

was logged as the second exhibit of the morning.

By noon the tape was down and the glass was gone and nothing on Sycamore Hollow Court

looked any different from any other Saturday, which was the Ridge's oldest skill and its truest

tragedy. June made the pancakes. Walter Hargrove ate two, standing in the kitchen at number nine,

with his coat off and the injunction, served and signed for at last — Gordon's signature, on the

return, was steady; the claims manager had seen to that, whatever else he had not seen to — lying

in a copy on the counter beside the seed catalog and the jury summons, the morning's whole harvest

in paper. "He'll say the mirror was cracked," June said. "He did say it," her father said. "While the

glass was still falling. I wrote it down." "And Caleb being your son-in-law — he'll say it was a

setup. The whole court will hear it was a setup by Monday." "Let them hear it," Caleb said, from

the stove, where he was performing his father's duty at last with Sam on a stool beside him

directing operations. "A setup requires the other man to be set. Nobody swung the edger for him.

That's the whole case, June, and it's the whole — it's the whole thing, in miniature, about

everything he's built. The machine only works if someone else does your swinging." He flipped a

pancake and missed the pan's center and hit it anyway. "What happens Monday," June asked her

father, "when he tells the board?" "Monday," Walter Hargrove said, "the Commonwealth's Attorney

has the file. What happens with the board is not law enforcement, sweetheart. What happens with

the board is politics, and I have been politely excused from the politics of Halloway Ridge, by

blood, as of ten forty-one this morning." He looked out the kitchen window at the car, sitting in the

sun with its bright wounded side. "Which means," he said, "that for the first time in nine years,

your president is going to have a fight in his own clubhouse that nobody can call the sheriff about. I

find I'd like to be a fly on that wall."

The emergency session of the board of the Halloway Ridge Homeowners Association was called

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