Hoa Karen Found Something Buried Beneath the Cedar Fence… And Someone Wants It Hidden!

Chapter 33

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meeting at which Gordon had assumed the presidency. From October of 2019, the first appearance

of the phrase she now read aloud at the speed of a woman reading a gravestone: Committee reports

were received. From April of 2020, a compliance committee report listing eleven standards

proposed for the summer — the standards under which the Callahans were already being billed —

followed, immediately, by a motion on clubhouse rental fees. Carried. From 2021 and 2022 she

read every occurrence of the sentence, and there were nineteen. Then Ruth Abramson rose, with the

recorded covenants open at a flagged page, and asked whether the secretary's books contained

anywhere a motion, a second, and a vote adopting the Architectural Standards, or empowering any

committee to issue them with the force of a fine. Elaine Foster turned, at the table, through the last

of the books — though she knew, and the room knew she knew, what the turning would find — and

closed it, and said the sentence she had carried across her own kitchen at three in the morning in

May, now spoken at last into the record she kept: "The minutes contain no such motion. In nine

years, the membership and the board have never voted to adopt the Architectural Standards.

Committee reports were received. That is all the record says. It is all it has ever said."

She sat down into a silence of a quality the clubhouse had never hosted: not anger, not yet, and

not confusion, but the specific, adult silence of a hundred people discovering simultaneously that a

thing they had been fined under, apologized under, and sold a house under had the legal standing of

a rumor. Gordon rose, as he had to, and said that the standards had been administered in good faith,

openly, in newsletters, for years, without objection from the membership — "Acquiescence," he

said, "is a form of adoption any claims man recognizes" — and it was Marcus Bell, of all the

officers at the head table, who answered him, standing, with the folded sheet in his hand and his

voice not quite level. "I have signed the renewals for nine years," Marcus said. "I read them this

spring for the first time. Gordon, good faith is not a vote. I checked. I checked because the insurer

asked me, in writing, by what authority — and I had signed the question, Gordon, I had signed it

for years, and I did not know the answer. The treasurer's office cannot certify the assessment under

item three, and I will not sign another page I have not read, and I ask that that be in the minutes."

"It will be," Elaine Foster said, from the side table, writing already, "in full." And it was.

Rosa Delgado read the figures after the break, standing at the lectern Gordon had vacated

without being asked to vacate it, in the blue dress, with the folder open and her reading glasses on,

and she read them in the order in which she had kept them, which was the order of the money. She

was Ridgeway's bookkeeper. She wished the minutes to show that she was speaking from her own

copy, kept at her home for four years, because the originals were not, in her professional judgment,

safe in one location — a sentence that went into the record without objection, though Trent

Halvorsen, at the head table, had begun, very quietly, to examine his own hands. In four years,

Rosa read, the association, through Ridgeway Community Management, had mailed three thousand

two hundred and fourteen violation letters, billed to the association at sixty dollars each: one

hundred and ninety-two thousand, eight hundred and forty dollars, paid by the membership, to be

told, on cream paper, of its violations. Fines assessed in the same period: four hundred and eightysix thousand, three hundred dollars. Fines collected: three hundred and ninety-one thousand, seven

hundred dollars. Of every fine collected, Ridgeway kept thirty-five percent — one hundred and

thirty-seven thousand and ninety-five dollars — under a contract that did not appear, in the minutes

just read, ever to have been debated. Two hundred and fourteen letters had been billed twice and

never credited. Sixty-one fines that the association's own records marked void had nevertheless

been collected against, and the percentage on them kept. There was, in the ledger she kept, a

column for fines levied under standards she had headed, in her own hand, with the only word she

had for them: unvoted. She did not read the column household by household. She read its existence,

and its totals, and then she read three entries whole. The first was a widow at number six, fined

over two winters for a wreath. The second was a family on Maple Hollow, fined for a graduation

banner and a storage pod, appealed in writing, the appeal logged and never answered. The third she

read last and slowest: an appeal received on the fifteenth of April of this year, from number nine

Sycamore Hollow Court, logged by Tonya Reese, its status amended on the twentieth of April —

by initials that were not Tonya's — to no appeal perfected, and three further notices billed

thereafter, at sixty dollars each. "I am not a lawyer," Rosa said, closing the folder. "I am the person

who added it. For four years I told myself adding was not doing. I have finished telling myself that.

The copy is the association's. It has always been the association's. That is why I kept it where the

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