A HOA Broke Into His Pool With Her Friends β€” Then the Water Exposed Every One of Them

Chapter 21

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be empaneled, a calendar to be survived, and Val, until the morning the

charges landed, still the president of the Heron Bay Estates Homeowners

Association, with a gavel, a mailing list, and a copy of the covenants she had

been treating for two summers as a menu. "She's going to do something with

the time, Colin," Kim said. "People like her don't experience a delay as a

reprieve. They experience it as a work period." She set her cup down and

gave him the practical part without varnish. The vials stayed where they

were, in the pump room, untouched, because their chain of custody currently

ran through a locked door and a careful man and she did not want it

improved upon. If Val called a meeting β€” and Kim said if with the flatness

of when β€” he was to attend, sit where he could be seen, bring nothing, hand

out nothing, and say as close to nothing as the bylaws allowed. "She'll need

you to perform, Colin. Angry, or frightened, or unreasonable β€” she'll take

any of the three and read it into the minutes. Your whole contribution to her

meeting is going to be a man in a chair declining to be the exhibit. Can you

do that?" He told her he had spent two summers being a man in a house

declining to notice his own pool, and that he was out of practice at

performing anything, and Kim, gathering her bag, said that was the first thing

he'd said all month that sounded like a strategy.

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The certified envelope came on Saturday morning, and Colin signed for it at

the door in his robe, and carried it to the kitchen table, and knew the sender

before he opened it by the green card's handwriting. The association's annual

meeting β€” traditionally October's business, traditionally dull as a tide chart

β€” had been moved up by emergency action of the president to the coming

Friday evening. The agenda was enclosed. Item one, in a typeface that had

been chosen to be read at a distance: Resolution 1: the Avery matter β€”

revocation of voting rights and referral of the homeowner for harassment.

He read it twice. Behind him, through the kitchen door, the pump room stood

open from his morning rounds, and the nine vials stood in their row on the

shelf in the order of their Wednesdays, labeled in his hand, the whole patient

argument of the summer in nine small glass witnesses. The guest list was

complete now, in every particular β€” the serums and the bronzer and the

cream, the mileage and the floats, the earring in its envelope, the wine glass

washed and shelved by a grieving man, the notebook with its little stars, the

forty-one checks. Every one of them accounted for, every one of them

named. And Val, who could not know how complete it was, had just done

the one thing none of them could have arranged for her: she had called a

room, and set the date, and put her own circle in the front row of it like a jury

she had already picked, and placed herself at the head of it with a gavel, in

front of the whole association, six days before the law she didn't know was

finished would have its say.

Colin took the phone off the counter and called Benson, and she answered on

the second ring with the sound of a woman already smiling at something, and

he said, "Good. I've been hoping for a room with everybody in it. Tell

Detective Kim to bring a notebook. And tell Ron Dunn to bring his forty-one

checks."

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The clubhouse had never held this many people, and it showed. Every chair

the association owned was out, and when those ran out they had borrowed

thirty folding chairs from the chapel on Meeting Street, and when those ran

out people stood along the back wall under the framed photographs of past

boards, three deep in places. The air conditioning gave up somewhere around

the second row and simply made a noise of effort. Colin could smell floor

wax and lilies from somebody's funeral arrangement still standing by the

piano, and under that the faint green breath of pool chemicals from the

storage room, where he had changed a pump seal for this building himself,

two winters back, and refused the check.

Val had arranged the room the way she arranged everything in Heron Bay

Estates: as a picture of how the community was supposed to look. The board

sat at the long table up front with the flag behind them and the seal of the

association on the wall, and in the first row of chairs, angled slightly toward

the room like a choir, sat the circle. Five women in pastels. Pink, peach,

butter yellow, a blue like the inside of a shell, a green so pale it was nearly

white. Coordinated, the way everything about them had always been

coordinated β€” the lunches, the walking group, the inspection committee that

existed, in the end, mostly on the letterhead Val had designed. They sat with

their handbags on their knees and their faces arranged for sympathy, and they

looked, in the fluorescence, like a jury that had already been photographed

for the verdict.

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