A HOA Broke Into His Pool With Her Friends β€” Then the Water Exposed Every One of Them

Chapter 33

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would hold its own code, kept by the house itself, and the association would

keep no list of them anywhere, for any reason, in any binder β€” the phrase

anywhere, for any reason was Ron Dunn's amendment, offered from the floor

in a voice that did not rise. Pool safety inspections, which had been the

skeleton key of the whole summer, would henceforth require written notice

to the owner and the owner's written consent, both filed before the fact, no

exceptions initialed by anybody's friend. And all board reimbursements

would require receipts and two signatures. It was Ron who moved that one

too β€” Ron Dunn, the former treasurer, standing up in the community room

to propose the rule that would have stopped Ron Dunn β€” and the room let

the silence after his motion stand a moment out of respect before Peggy

called the question. By the second week the neighborhood was calling it the

Dunn rule, half in jest and wholly in earnest, and Ron bore the name of it the

way he had learned to bear things, upright and without flinching.

Colin's own part in the new order arrived on a wet Saturday in January, in the

person of a locksmith the association sent round with a clipboard and a drill.

Under the Lawson rules there was no master list to surrender, only each

household's own gate to re-key to a code of the house's choosing β€” and

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Colin stood in his driveway in the rain with the man's umbrella held over

both of them and chose, for the first time in the pool's life, a number that

belonged to his house alone: the month and the year the pool had been

finished, the June of it, June's own June, which he had never used for

anything but anniversaries. The locksmith punched it in and handed him the

little card and left him the only copy, with the new policy's plain sentence at

the bottom β€” the association retains no copy β€” and Colin stood there a

moment with the rain spotting the card, testing the latch twice, three times,

the way a man tests a step he has just repaired. It clicked the way a latch is

supposed to click. It answered to one house. He had not understood, until the

sound of it went through him like a note through water, how much of the last

two years had been the sound of a lock that answered to somebody else.

The first lawful inspection came in February, and it came the way the new

rules said things would come: as a letter, written notice, ten days ahead,

requesting his written consent to walk the yard and check the pool barrier

and the gate's self-closing hinge. He signed the consent at his kitchen table

and mailed it back in the envelope provided, and on the appointed morning a

young county inspector with a tape measure and a laminated checklist

knocked β€” actually knocked, and waited to be let in β€” and the two of them

walked the fence line together while Colin pointed out the hinge he'd

replaced in November and the inspector made his marks and pronounced the

yard in compliance in the tone of a man reading a favorable forecast. It took

eleven minutes. Colin thought about all the entries into that yard that had

taken less, and asked less, and he found he did not begrudge the eleven

minutes at all. A knock, he reflected, locking the gate behind the inspector's

car, was a small technology, older than locks, and it changed everything it

touched β€” like water, like ink, like most of the things that had decided the

case.

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The minutes and the vendor contracts would be published to every

homeowner, monthly, in full. "Sunlight," Peggy said, when someone asked

whether all that paper was necessary, "is cheaper than litigation, and it

doesn't bill by the hour."

The binder itself β€” the three-ring master registry, tabbed and sleeved, that

Val had kept the way other women kept a scepter β€” was disposed of at the

February meeting, which Colin did not attend. He heard about it from three

porches, the way he heard everything that winter, and the three versions

agreed on the essentials and differed only in decoration: the binder brought in

by the new secretary; the pages fed in batches into the community room's

shredder while Peggy read the new code policy aloud, paragraph by

paragraph, in her principal's voice; the machine jamming twice on the plastic

sleeves and having to be coaxed, which Ron's version β€” the porch version

Colin believed most β€” reported without commentary: "Jammed twice.

Seemed right." Walter's version included applause, which Walter may have

supplied himself, in memory if not in fact, but Colin did not begrudge him

the embellishment. A binder is only paper and plastic. What had been

shredded, all three porches agreed, was the idea that any one person's pocket

was a fit place to keep the keys to eleven houses.

By March, the reports reaching Colin had changed their character. Val was at

the community pool on the mornings the parks department opened it, doing

her hours with a skimmer and a bucket and the gray shirt of county service,

and nobody on three porches had heard a word of complaint out of her,

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