A HOA Broke Into His Pool With Her Friends β€” Then the Water Exposed Every One of Them

Chapter 26

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"Our daughter is thirty-four. That Wednesday she was in surgery in Atlanta,

at Emory, for six hours, and her husband and I were in a waiting room with

our phones off, because that's what they ask you to do. We came home

Thursday night too tired to stand up, and my neighbor told me the inspection

ladies had been by while we were gone, and I was grateful. I was grateful to

them, for watching the house. I have sent Lorraine Faye a Christmas card

every year since."

She sat down. Her husband's hand found her shoulder and stayed there, and

the sound that went through the folding chairs was not a murmur this time. It

was the sound of a room changing its mind at the level of the spine.

"The Hollis house," Colin said, more gently. "Camellia Court. The

Wednesday was in June, two summers ago."

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Mr. Hollis stood before he was asked, seventy years old, in a suit he had

clearly worn to a funeral and kept for occasions he respected, and he

confirmed it in two sentences, with a veteran's economy. "My wife died on

the Monday. That Wednesday we buried her at Bonaventure, and the

committee was in our pool while I was at the cemetery, and I have the gate

log from my own camera to prove it, which I have given to Ms. Benson.

That's all I have to say to this board, and it's more than I meant to say ever

again."

He sat. Val, at the podium, had not moved, and Colin saw that her hand β€”

the right hand, the emerald β€” had gone down flat on the podium's edge, as if

the wood were the only thing in the room still holding a shape she

recognized.

It was then that Ron Dunn opened the box under the table.

He did it without being asked and without looking at the chair. He lifted out a

stack of copies bound with a rubber band β€” check copies, the treasurer's

duplicates, forty-one of them β€” and carried them the four steps to the

evidence table and laid them down next to Colin's nine vials: the two

archives of the same three summers, side by side.

"The association reimburses the inspection committee for supplies," Ron

said. His voice had the midnight kitchen quality still, but underneath it now

was the bookkeeper, surfacing like a man coming up for air in his own

element. "Clipboards. Postage. Printing. That's what the line item says, and

that's what I was told I was signing. Forty-one checks, three summers. I have

read them now. I have read what the money actually bought, from the

receipts that were turned in with them, which I also never read, God forgive

me, because the president said sign and the president is my friend of twenty

years and the amounts were small." He looked at the stack. "Ice. Lemons.

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Prosecco, by the case, from a wholesaler in Pooler. Towels β€” the association

bought towels, in colors, to match a theme. A Bluetooth speaker,

waterproof." A sound went through the room that was almost a laugh and

was not one. "I signed them. Every one of them has my name on it, and I am

not going to stand here and pretend my name isn't mine. But I am done

signing things I haven't read." He turned, then, to the board table, and put his

hand flat on the association's seal where it hung, the way a man steadies

himself on a rail. "As treasurer, I move that the president be suspended from

office pending a full independent audit of association accounts, and that this

motion be voted tonight."

The second came from the floor β€” from Tupelo Lane, from a man Colin had

once re-plastered a pool for β€” before the secretary had finished writing the

first.

Val said, "Ron." Just that. Just his name, in the voice of twenty years of

friendship, and Ron Dunn looked at his wife's empty chair in the front row

β€” Marcia had gone, at some point in the last ten minutes, out the side door

by the kitchen, unseen β€” and then he looked at Val and said, "I know, Val. I

know," and sat down in his treasurer's seat and folded his hands, and that was

the end of something that did not need announcing.

Lorraine Faye stood up in the front row. She had been crying without noise

for some minutes; her face, the famous face, the serumed face, was wrecked

and human and older than the room had ever been allowed to see it. She

walked the three steps to the board table and took the microphone from its

stand β€” not the podium's, the table's, the one for public comment β€” and

said into it, clearly, "I resign the social chair. Effective now. I've written it

for the minutes and I'll sign it." She set the microphone down with great care,

as if it were a glass she did not want to be the one to break, and then she did

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the thing Colin would remember when the rest of the evening had faded into

minutes and motions: she walked past the empty seats of the circle and sat

down in the third row, in Benson's vacated chair, beside Walter Simmons,

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